Cold Water

This is a story about a man and his new wife.

The man wanted to take his new wife to meet his grandpa. His grandpa lived in the woods. So when they got there he had some soup ready for them. Then the grandpa noticed that they were kinda picking stuff off their plates. He said " Yeah sorry about that, it's the best Cold Water will do these days." So they ate on just kinda picking at their plates. The next morning before they left he fixed them some scrambled eggs and bacon. While they were eating the old man noticed them picking at their plates again. So he said "Yeah sorry about that, that's about as good as Cold Water will do these days."
Then when they were getting in the car to leave, the grandpa's dog hoped in the car. They tried to get the dog out but they couldn't. So finally the grandpa said "Cold Water get out of the car!"

love,
kristen


P.S. we finally have our power back!!!!!!!!!!!